New Password Required

by loftnc@gmail.com

Technology: NEW PASSWORD REQUIRED

User:   My usual password is not working suddenly, why?

Website chat assistant:   Your password has expired – you must register a new one.
User:   Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Website:   you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User:   Can I use the old one and just re-register  it?

Website:   No, you must get a new one.
User:   I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website:   Sorry, you must get a new one.
User:   ok, roses

Website:   Sorry you must use more letters.
User:   pretty roses

Website:   you must use at least one number.
User   : 1 pretty rose

Website:   you cannot use blank spaces.
User:   1prettyrose

Website   : you must use additional letters.
User   : 1fuckingprettyrose

Website:   you must use at least one capital letter.
User:   1FUCKINGprettyrose

Website:   you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User:   1FuckingPrettyRose

Website:   you must use additional letters.
User:   1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

Website:   Sorry, that password is already being used.

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