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- Oh I cut myself – can I get a bondage please?
- ‘Mum, I’m going to a macramé workshop for the weekend’ …yeah, that should work.
- I’m really starting to get this string theory thing…
- Surely falling down the stairs is a believable excuse to cover bruises from impact play. People fall down stairs all the time.
- Remember that time I told my co-workers I fell down the stairs to cover bruises from impact play and they started looking at my partner funny? Hilarious.
- I wonder if anyone’s unintentionally called it ‘kinkbaku’ their whole lives.
- God, somebody could get rich if they made a bra as supportive as this TK.
- Why is it only ever the rope that gets singed and oiled?
- Hey I’m like a salami!
- I wonder if bondage is halal.
- I should do my tax.
- I should really do my tax.
- Maybe I can claim rope on my tax.
- There needs to be a cover of Beyoncé’s Single Ladies (Put a Rope on It).
- I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.
- I’m swingin’ in the rain / just swingin’ in the rain!
- Shit are those hicke- oh we’re using polypropylene, right.
- What the hell is ‘Saran Wrap’?
- SARAN WRAP LOOKS AMAZING.
- I totally get why they call it Glad Wrap in Australia now!
- (Prawn tied) Hello floor! Nice to meet you – we’re going to be best friends.
- If I just wriggle my toes a bit… oh, so you’re tying those up too then? Ok.
- Between hemp, jute and nylon I’m just gonna say… Yes. Definitely yes.
- My thigh looks like a string netted ham and now I’m hungry.
- My thigh looks like a string netted ham that’s been smoked and I’m still hungry.
- We should cook ham and black bean soup tonight.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, rope is great and… rope is just so great.
- Semenawa doesn’t sound so bad… oh, is that coconut rope? Touché.
- Ha! I know how to get out of this!
- I can’t get out of this.
- Help.
- (Donkey voice) I CAN’T FEEL MY TOES! I DON’T HAVE ANY TOES!
- Hey don’t put those sweets in my mouth, I thought you said we were going to have a piñata! Oh wait.
- I never got suspended at school… gee, I was missing out.
- Is there a metre-high club?
- Oh. Wow. What… I need me some frequent flyers. I’m a member now right?
- If you had conductive rope, tied it to a kite and flew it off into a thunderstorm. Hmm… probably doesn’t come under SSC.
- (On the pros/cons of being rope-gagged) Well, it’s high in fibre!
- I’m not ticklish.
- I SWEAR I’M NOT TICKLISH AHAHAHAHA STOP PLEASE STOP HAHA.
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